Don’t Worry Terrence Jones…Now You Are Stuck Signing Pregnant Boilers, But It Will Get Better When You Declare Son (Photo)

Posted April 23rd, 2012 by

And so the “I almost declared for the NBA Draft but decided to stay in school last minute” signing of naked body parts has begun! Kudos, T-Jones!!!

It gets better kid, no worries. Now you are stuck throwing the sig on that pasty white pregnant boiler in Kentucky, but keep working hard and keep your ear to the grindstone, son. As you emerge as a true NBA baller, so do many more desirable body parts for your Sharpie. It goes hand in hand.

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The Five Types Of Sports Teams You Root For/People You May Date In Your Lifetime

Posted April 19th, 2012 by

Love and sports are two items that completely dominate our lives. From nail biting games to heartbreaking relationships, love and sports have a tremendous affect on who we are and how we live our life. That got me thinking…… Are these two things really that different? Can the sports teams we love be related at all to the people we adore? The answer is yes! So without further ado, I present to you: The Five Types Of  Sports Teams You Root For/People You May Date In Your Lifetime.

1.  The Two-Week Fling.

Person:  At the beginning of the relationship you thought it was amazing.  Chemistry, romance, excitement, you name it, all was experienced with this person. But then after a little time you realized you were dealing with fools gold.  The initial compatibility was gone and you were left wondering: Why did I ever want to date this person?

Sports Team: This may be that team you pick to win your March Madness pool. You become their biggest fan for the month of March, but then want no affiliation with them in April.  Classic two-week fling: The New York Knicks with Jeremy Lin.  Everybody and their Uncle were rooting for the Knicks. I had friends who never watch basketball, staying in on a Friday night just to watch Linsanity.   Then as fast as Lin rose, he and the Knicks returned to losing and normalcy.  After about two weeks people who had bought Jeremy Lin jerseys and screamed his praise, snapped back to reality and denied they ever even had an affiliation with the Knicks.

2. The Stalker

Person: You get home from your first date and you have 10 texts and three voicemails telling you how much fun they had.  For your second date they’ve planned to introduce you to their Mom, Dad, Uncle Ned and even crazy cousin Lenny.  You’ve been around this person for two hours and the question: So where do you see us in a year??? Has already been asked three times.  You try to get away but it seems impossible.  Eventually after a changed number and three moves you escape.

Sports Team: As much as I love him you know his name is coming, TIM TEBOW, and any team he plays for.  Now those of you who know me, are well aware that I root for Tebow and think he’s a great example of a man and an excellent role model, but I can’t turn on a tv for more than five minutes without Tebow being covered.  I mean seriously, I tried switching to the Home Shopping Network and within five minutes they were selling Tebow cups, plates and cookware.  Everybody whether they admit it or not, rooted for a second of Tebow Time, and now are being stalked with coverage and wondering how they can get away.

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Honorable mention: Miami Heat and New York Yankees.  It seems like no matter what else is going on in sports if something happened with the Heat or Yankees that is first priority.  You don’t want to hear anything about these teams yet you can’t get away from them.

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FanFeedr Red HotTakes: Top Stories For The Week That Was – Friday The 13th Edition

Posted April 13th, 2012 by

Each Friday FanFeedr HotTakes will recap the week that was. Get caught up on all the viral videos, breaking sports news and off the wall stories. FanFeedr is your one stop shop for everything newsworthy in sports. Feed your on your team and enjoy the this week’s Red HotTakes.

This Friday the 13th edition covers a little of everything. Check out where the top prospects in high school basketball are going, how to grow a hockey beard, designer weeping LeBron tire covers, those naughty Russian soccer fans are back and poor Lamar Odom Kardashian.

Oh yeah this weekend, avoid vacationing at Crystal Lake, I heard there is a pretty pissed off hockey goalie living there.

 

Decision Time: Where Will the Top Recruits Sign?

 

 

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Kentucky & UCLA Win Big On National Signing Day

Posted April 12th, 2012 by


The top two high school basketball players in the country picked which school they would attend in one night in a 90-minute ESPNU special. Sound familiar? Center Nerlens Noel and wing Shabazz Muhammad made their choices on national television Wednesday night and changed the course of the next college basketball season.

Noel is expected to be one of the top picks in the 2013 NBA draft and chose the most proven man in the business to get him there: Kentucky and head coach John Calipari. Noel is a refined 6-10 big man from just outside Boston and is attending the Tilton prep school in New Hampshire. Noel also had Georgetown and Syracuse as the finalists for his talents.

Noel helps the defending champs reload after losing Anthony Davis, Michael-Kidd Gilchrist, Terrence Jones and Marquis Teague to the NBA. The Wildcats will also bring in top-15 recruits Alex Poythress and Archie Goodwin and Calipari will again have a tremendously young and talented roster to defend the national title with. The addition of Noel gives UK ESPN’s top ranked recruiting class for the fourth straight year.

Muhammad decided to head west, choosing UCLA over Kentucky, Duke, UNLV and others. A tremendous athlete, Muhammad is the highest rated recruit to choose UCLA since Kevin Love in 2007.

Muhammad, a small forward from Bishop Gorman high school in Las Vegas, will lead an incredibly talented incoming class for Ben Howland’s Bruins that includes top-five wing Kyle Anderson and top-50 forward Jordan Adams. UCLA will immediately be favored to win a watered down Pac 12 conference and they’ll be a top 15 team.

Muhammad’s decision could have to do with the brand wars. While Kentucky and Duke are sponsored by Nike, UCLA is an Adidas team. Muhammad’s sister, Asia, is on the WTA women’s tennis tour and is sponsored by Adidas. So Muhammad stayed loyal to the brand and chose UCLA.

Decision Time: Where Will the Top Recruits Sign?

Posted April 10th, 2012 by

April 11 marks the start of college basketball’s late signing period for all unsigned basketball prospects.  Coaches and fans alike will be anxiously awaiting the decisions that will determine school’s immediate basketball future.  Here are five of the top unsigned players and what to expect when they make their commitments over the next month:

1. Shabazz Muhammad, 6’6 SG, Las Vegas, NV (Rivals #1, ESPN #2)

Considering: Duke, Kentucky, UCLA

Muhammad is considered by many to be the best all-around player in the country.  He put on a show at the McDonald’s All-American Game, scoring 21 points and grabbing six rebounds and taking home the game’s MVP honors.  Whichever lucky school lands Muhammad will be landing a surefire stud as Muhammad is fantastic around the basket and is pretty much automatic from within 15 feet.  His perimeter shot could use some work, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a real flaw in his game.  Muhammad is set to commit on Wednesday night and tweeted a picture of the three schools he is considering: Duke, Kentucky, and UCLA.  You never want to count Kentucky head coach John Calipari out for a prospect, but many believe that it may be between Duke and UCLA with the Bruins holding the slight advantage.

Prediction: UCLA

2. Nerlens Noel, 6-10 C, Everett, MA (Rivals #3, ESPN #1)

Considering: Kentucky, Georgetown, Syracuse

Nerlens Noel may have been the number one overall recruit next year if he had not reclassified to the Class of 2012.  He is still the best defensive player in this year’s class and boasts an uncanny ability to block and alter shots at the rim (think Anthony Davis).  Noel is said to have narrowed his list to three schools: Kentucky, Georgetown, and Syracuse.  At Kentucky, Noel will immediately fill the void left by Anthony Davis and may make the Wildcats an instant favorite to repeat as national champions.  At Syracuse, Noel will take over the role left by Fab Melo.  That said, I don’t expect Calipari to miss out on both Shabazz Muhammad and Nerlens Noel and a dominant big man should be at the top of Big Blue Nation’s priorities.

Prediction: Kentucky

Anthony Bennett, 6’8 PF, Ontario, CN (Rivals #7, ESPN #7)

Considering: Florida, Washington, Kentucky, UNLV, Oregon

At 6’8, 230 lbs., Anthony Bennet will be a force down low in college but what will set him apart from other big men is his ability to go out on the perimeter and knock down a three.  Unfortunately for the fans of the five schools listed above, Bennett is said to be the furthest of any top unsigned prospect from making a decision.  He has yet to make an official visit to a school, so we may have to wait until May for a decision from Bennett.  Rivals.com believes Bennett may be leaning towards Florida, where he would partner with returning big man Patric Young to formulate one of the most lethal front-courts in the SEC and perhaps the country.

Prediction: Florida

Devonta Pollard, 6,7 SF, De Kalb, MS (Rivals #9, ESPN #28)

Considering: Alabama, Missouri, Georgetown, Texas

Pollard is an extremely athletic small forward that has no trouble finishing around the rim and getting out in transition.  His game has been compared to that of Travis Outlaw. He is extremely long and lanky, is already an above average rebounder, and possesses the ability to block shots.  It’s hard not to love Pollard’s story, as he has had to overcome the death of his father and his family home getting burnt down all within a 21-month period. Pollard will choose between Alabama, Missouri, Georgetown, and Texas and some believe that he is close to making his decision.  As of yet, he has only taken official visits to Alabama and Georgetown and it could be down to those two schools.  This race is too close to call right now, but I will go out on a limb and guess that Pollard will want to stay closer to home.

Prediction: Alabama

Tony Parker, 6’9 C, Lithonia, GA (Rivals #33, ESPN #26)

Considering: Duke, UCLA, Ohio State, Kansas, Memphis, Georgetown, Georgia

Parker is a big boy at 6’9, 270 lbs. and has been able to dominate high school using brute strength along with a variety of good post moves.  Unfortunately for the fans of the seven schools listed above, Parker may be the most indecisive unsigned prospect.  He has pushed back his announcement several times and may have been the only player who went to the McDonald’s All-American Game and actually added schools to his list.  Parker is said to really like Kansas because of female strength & conditioning coach Andrea Hudy and the atmosphere in Allen Fieldhouse, but may be put off by assistant coach Danny Manning’s decision to leave the Jayhawks to become the head coach at Tulsa and the fact that KU already has three incoming big men in their 2012 class.  He is also said to love UCLA because of the prospect of potentially playing with incoming freshman Kyle Anderson.  Duke, Georgia, and Memphis are high on mom’s list because of the closeness to home, but Mason Plumlee’s decision to return to Duke may hurt them.  Expect this decision to be drawn out as long as possible.

Prediction: who knows???

 

 

 

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